WHO PUT BLOODY BUTTERFLIES ON THE BLOG?!

America was it you?

nah

*glares*

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amor-a-las-mexicanas asked: *chokes* Russia!

russia-desu-chan:

"nYEH, who is this russia you speak of, da? I am marcus von marcus."

What is going on? America what are you doing????

EXCUSE YOU, HAVE YOU READ MY TEXTS. I AM SPILLING MY INNER FEELING TO YOU. I DON’T DO THAT OFTEN.

nvm i got your text. 

=_=

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true-daughters:

10 Things I Hate About The Hetalia Fandom - An Awareness Guide

I don’t know if this has been shared yet but I think it’s crucial. I love Hetalia very much but the fandom can get pretty cray cray. I don’t mean the whole fandom, just certain people and it’s this kind of thing that strays people away from Hetalia so let’s be aware!

Be sure to give support to their youtube page and tumblr! They deserve it!

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Anonymous asked: spider-man?

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Mexico: If anyone’s wondering who “spider-man” is, it’s my stupid big brother.

I’m the only mun that doesn’t give myself a name. And I’m not Spider-Man Peter Parker is Spider-Man. 

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I’m back

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But I don’t feel good

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Tequila Mun: Oh poor baby

I almost threw up. twice. 

WHAT!? WHY!? TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG DEAR FRIEND

idk, this has happened before, i woke up with a headache and wanting to throw up, i’m just sick. i’ll be fine later. 

(notice how she doesn’t care, but i say i almost threw up. suddenly i’m DEAR FRIEND) 

I do care, wanker! I care very much and i hope you feel better soon, i don’t like you being sick.

I’M BETTER THANKS TO ADVIL AND PEPTO BISMOL

YAY!

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Anonymous asked: To the nations and their muns, what instruments do you play?

Mexico: “I play every instrument native to my homeland but my most loved is the Mexican vihuela.”

Tequila Mun: Piano.

Rhineland: Does ze drill press count?

Sturm-Roboter Mun: I tried the tuba.

America: Drums, guitar, flute.

I used to play violin, but then my violin broke. 

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Tequila Mun: Wait, you played violin?

Russia: I play Chello, and piano, da.

Russia Mun: I can play acoustic guitar, electric guitar (lead), steel pans (Bass, double seconds, and lead), Piano, recorder, and violin.

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Mexico: “So who wants to hang out with Mexy today!?” *looks around*

Rhineland: -walks by with a huge bag of something and whistles a German tune-

Mexico: *stares at* “Oye, what are ya doing?”

Rhineland: Oh. I am hauling zis bag to mein vorkshop.

Mexico: “Why?”

Rhineland: For mein newest creation.

Mexico: “Santa Maria!! I swear you better not use this new creation on me! You still owe me a couple drinks for what you did to me last time! Why don’t we go on a picnic or something, cuz you señor need some fresh air!”

Rhineland: It’s just an ash gun. It’s zat simple.

Mexico: *grabs his arm and drags him out the door* “let’s go!”

Rhineland: Vait Vait!!! Vere are you taking me?! -drops ash bag- Mein ashes!!

Mexico: “SHUT UP! BEFORE I SLAP YOU! WE’RE GOING TO A PARK!”

Rhineland: But I hate people!!!

Mexico: “Too bad!”

Rhineland: Nein!!!!

Mexico: *shoves him in the car and locks the doors after getting in on the driver’s side*

Rhineland: -presses a button on his watch and it begins to whir-

Mexico: *knocks him out unconscious*

Rhineland:-snores and watch glows blue and teleports him out of the car-

Mexico: “…No manches”

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ilovecharts:

The World Cup
via Kurt White

ilovecharts:

The World Cup

via Kurt White

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sunglassestalia:

ultrafacts:

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sunglassestalia:

ultrafacts:

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ask-msmexico:

¡Gracias Alemania!

ask-msmexico:

¡Gracias Alemania!

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Rhineland: So I heard zat Deutschland von ze vorld cup. Vat vas it zat we made a deal on, Mexico?

Mexico: *locked inside her room*

Rhineland: -scoffs- Big baby.

Mexico: *runs downstairs and tackles him* SHUT UP

Rhineland: AHHHH!! Why’d you do that?!

Mexico: B-Because I’m not gonna be some test subject!!!!

Rhineland: Too bad. A bets a bet.

Mexico: …Fine..

Rhineland: Gut. So first off, -pulls out a pronged laser rifle device- Zis is a Zero G ray gun. Ozerwise known as a gravity gun (copyright goes to creators of Half life).

Mexico: ..okay?

Rhineland: I shall now proceed in firing it at you und making you levitate. -fires the gun and lifts her in the air-

Mexico: *screams* ¡Suéltame!

Rhineland: unglaublich! It vorked!!

Mexico: *cries* Déjame ir!

Rhineland: Vat vas zat?

Mexico: Let me go! I’m too young to die!!

Rhineland: Oh don’t be silly, you von’t die. You’re just hovering.

Mexico: *sobs* i have so much ahead of me!

Rhineland: You von’t die. Just hover. -mumbles and inspects the gun-

Mexico: Eh!? What did you just say!?

Rhineland: Huh? Oh nozing nozing. -keeps inspecting gun- just uhhh…for-mumbles-

Mexico: TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Rhineland: -nervous laugh- I…hehe…may oder may not remember how to…turn ze ray off.

Mexico: ¿QUÉ? RHINELAND GET ME DOWN NOW!

Rhineland: Wait! I zink I know how to fix it! -flips a switch and makes her slowly spin in a circle- Oops.

Mexico; You’re worse than Alfie using magic! *dizzy* GET. ME. DOWN..

Rhineland: I have an idea, but ze results will vary from bringing you down or levitating you permanently.

Mexico: JUST DO IT!

Rhineland: -throws gun to the ground and stomps it until it breaks and she falls to the ground-

Mexico: *groans and gets up* You owe me for this! Ya better have your wallet ready!

Rhineland: -gone-

Mexico: HEY, Rhineland i have something for you~

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xohoneyde3xo:

Los Hermanos Rosario - la duena del swing 

Ahh never listen to this song when you need to be studying! lol

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Mexico: *sitting on the sofa with a tequila*

Rhineland: -sits next to her-

Mexico: *looks at him* ..hola?

Rhineland: Hi.

Mexico: What are you doing here?

Rhineland: Don’t vant to go into mein vorkshop.

Mexico: ¿por qué?

Rhineland: Robot rage. He is destroying everyzing and I can’t stop it.

Mexico: *chuckles*

Rhineland: Vat?

Mexico: Nada, so Alemania is playing against my brother tomorrow.

Rhineland: Nein. You mean Deutschland vill defeat your brozer tomorrow.

Mexico: *eye twitches* you mean like how he beat my poor cousin?

Rhineland: -moves back- Vell he did put his faith into vone skill. Ven he lost it, he fell apart.

Mexico: *reaches for machete* A Hispanic nation shall win this world cup!

Rhineland: Vait Vait Vait!!! Let us make ze bet, ja?

Mexico: Una apuesta? Okay.

Rhineland: If Deutschland vins, I get bragging rights. If Argentina vins, you get vone of mein mechas. Deal? -extends hand-

Mexico: If my hermano wins we go to a bar and you have to pay for everything I drink, and it has to be a bar in my home since in Alfie’s I’m not old enough to go to bars.

Rhineland: Ugh. Fine, but now, if Deutschland wins, you have to be mein testing subject for mein new non-lethal weapon.

Mexico: T-testing subject? You’ll have to ask India first!

Rhineland: Do I sense ze coward?

Mexico: Yo no soy un cobarde!!! You just have to talk to my fiance first!!

Rhineland: -starts making chicken noises-

Mexico: *takes out her chancleta and cackles*

Rhineland: -takes out his sick stick- zis vill cause you horrid vomiting and other wretched bodily excessing through frequency manipulation when tapped by it. Put. Ze flip flop. Down.

Mexico: Fine, I already got attacked by my 2p! the other day who seemed pretty pissed, she even ran into my cellar and drank my tequila!

Rhineland: Gut. Now for some tv. -flips channel to an industry show- Ooooh boy. It’s talking about ze copper infusions!!

Mexico: *rolls eyes*

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Anonymous asked: You guys should introduce your 2p!s.

2p! Rhineland: -walks in wearing a gray military outfit- Vell Vell. Zis looks like a vonderful place to set up ze base!!

2p! Mexico: *sitting on the sofa* Get. Out.

2p! Rhineland: -waves hand in front of face- I zought I smelled svine around in here.

2p! Mexico: Mira quién habla, now get out of here.

2p! Rhineland: Eww. You speak in ze svine language to!! Now stop your bickering and get me a drink.

2p! Mexico: You have legs and you have arms so go get it yourself.

2p! Rhineland: -stands straight up in front of her- Excuse me!! If I vasn’t mistaken, I am not ze svine in zis room! Now…my drink!

2p! Mexico: You wine like a child! And stop tryin’ to be tough, German. I’m getting I migraine just looking at you.

2p! Rhineland: Undankbar hündin! -slaps 2p! Mexico across the face- don’t speak to me zat vay. Now go back to however many dozen svine spawn you have.

2p! Mexico: *laughs* que lindo, you see yourself as such a mighty and high man.

2p! Rhineland: I am much higher zan you. Now kneel. -hits her shin with a nightstick-

2p! Mexico: *chuckles and stands up*

2p! Rhineland: I said kneel! -whips her face with the nightstick-

2p! Mexico: Hey grouchy, woke on the wrong side of the bed today or you always like this? *wipes cheek and leaves to kitchen*

2p! Rhineland: -pulls her arms and shoves her to the ground- For ze last time, you are nozing compared to me. I am much better zan you. If you act up anymore, I vill send you to somevere you vill never forget. -kicks her in the side-

2p! Mexico: *burst out laughing and gets up* I’m a nation, and what are you?

2p! Rhineland: I am an industrial superpower whom vorks alongside ze most powerful nation in ze vorld. And you? A nation? Hah!! You call yourself a nation but all you are is a dirty -shoves-, whorish -shoves-, bitch of another power zat vas defeated by a veaker power! -shoves and whips with nightstick-

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